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fantasynolife:

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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baby: d-d...d
dad: what are you trying to say daddy?!???
baby: d-d...
baby: DRUGS GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DON'T NEED IT BUT I'LL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND I'LL KEEP IT-
dad: fuck. it's a killjoy.

deliverusfromsburb:

roachpatrol:

rosedave:

can you imagine how many things mom lalonde would confess that rose would just brush off as a joke thoimage

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cause really

oh my god perfect

oh my god

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

“I hate league of legends”

― Everybody I know who plays league of legends frequently and always talks about league of legends and watches videos about league of legends and is level 30 in league of legends and makes references to league of legends and has spent real life cash on skins in league of legends (via rnishka)

frankincennamon:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

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look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

Wait a second…

Is that…

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken